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Dear Marie,
Wrote you some crack via Donna.
It's quite short, but I'm sure it could've been slightly longer.
Love,
Emily

"Doctor," said Rose breathily, taking off her shirt- the purple one from 'New Earth' that the Doctor planned to reminisce about during Donna’s reception in ‘The Runaway Bride’- “I’m just gonna pop out for a spacewalk, if that’s ( Read more... )

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To keep myself from getting too whacked-out over Season 4, Marie has challenged me to rival, expose, and amplify Ten's insanity in the form of condensed fanfiction.

I will now attempt to craft (In 3 parts, because I have homework 'n stuff) a crack-fueled and cliche-ridden alternate ending to "Last of the Timelords", i.e. "Remind me again why ( Read more... )

This needs to be a Doctor Who episode:
(But not in the upcoming season because the rat pack over at the BBC has quite thoughtlessly booked all worthy timeslots with mutant bees and unicorns and Donna.)

"The Most Dangerous Game" but like, for real this time. Not some "Good heavens, it's the Death Zone! We mustn't tarry, lest unpredictable and ( Read more... )